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Yabatta's YouTube World!
It's not good to say "good and bad" at the same time.
I've been doing YouTube for 10 years now.
It's about time we check each other's "good and bad" again.
We've come up with a theme.
"Painful," "stinky," "new," "cute."
We'll show you if it's painful or not.
For example, we did "painful."
You'll bring something that's "almost" "not" "painful."
If it's "painful," bam!
You'll bring an ice pick or something like that.
It's important to have something you can think of as "not painful."
It's not "not" "painful."
You chose "almost" "not" "painful."
It makes you feel like you're floating in the air.
I think it's important to have this balance in our videos.
I thought you'd bring "almost" "not" "painful."
But you didn't bring "not" "painful."
I'm "almost" "not" "painful."
I thought you'd bring "almost" "not" "painful."
But you brought "almost" "not" "painful."
Let's start with "not" "new."
Should I go first?
Good and bad.
I'll bring "bad and good."
Close your eyes for a second.
I brought "messy."
Should I say the title?
I'm not sure.
I brought "new."
Ready, set...
- Here you go. - Okay.
- We don't usually show trash cans like this, but... - Yeah.
"Showing" trash can.
Just flower.
This is an airtight trash can.
New...
Isn't it new?
Oh, thank you.
"New" in terms of ideas.
It's common to use "new" for things you don't know.
I was impressed by how you expressed it.
- Oh, it's totally different? - It's totally different.
- Oh, it's totally different. - For real.
I didn't think you'd come up with something like this.
"New" has its own way of saying it.
I think this was a good review for me.
- I think I got a good review for it. - "New."
When you said "new," I was like, "Isn't it new?"
- Yeah. - I'm glad you liked it.
- Oh, thank you. - Thank you.
- I see. - I'll be honest and be happy about it.
- Don't do it. - Okay.
- I'll go get it. - Okay.
- You don't need it, do you? - I don't know where to start.
I don't think you need it.
It's here! It's here! It's here!
Wait, you're filming me.
You're filming me.
I brought it.
Isn't it new?
Here it is!
New
What? What? What?
It's all new 500 yen coins!
But isn't it new?
It's difficult!
I don't know! I don't know!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
But I know what you want to say!
It's a new 500 yen coin, but it's not new before it came out!
But it's still a little expensive for this amount of money!
When I saw it at the time, I said, "Wow, it's new!"
But looking at this amount of money, I think it's new for a moment!
I think it's about "Press 5".
I think it's just right.
It's not new!
The idea is not new!
But it was quite difficult to collect!
I called Mr. Iriguchi as soon as I thought of it.
I got a new 500 yen coin at the store today!
You're laughing too much!
I think it's about 10,000 yen in the market.
I can't explain it, but it's a new 500 yen coin, isn't it?
I just collected two of them!
It's a new 500 yen coin!
It's still hard to choose!
I'll show you!
This is the new 500 yen coin I brought!
I haven't opened it yet!
You haven't opened it yet!
It's only the final match!
It's still new, isn't it?
It's all free-stream fans!
Wait a minute!
It's definitely not free-stream fans!
Oh, it's all of them!
(Laughter)
This is it!
It was really fun, wasn't it?
This was my life's dream.
(Laughter)
I was about to open a new book,
but with my final finish,
Can I say my honest impression?
In this state?
It's new!
(Cough)
How can I say my honest impression?
Except myself?
Ready, go!
(Laughter)
It's good. It's new.
Let's give him a round of applause.
(Applause)
Okay, next. "It hurts."
Let's do it.
Okay, then.
It hurts.
I'm scared.
I'll do it one by one.
I'm scared.
I'm scared, but I don't like it.
It hurts.
It's a pattern of violence.
Here we go.
(Laughter)
Okay, then.
Ready, go!
(Cough)
I'm sorry.
I'm scared.
I'll do it.
(Cough)
Okay, then.
It hurts.
Except myself?
It's new.
Ready, go!
It hurts.
(Laughter)
I was going to say it normally. It hurts!
No, no, no, no.
I was punching with a heavy punch and now it hurts.
(Laughter)
Oh no.
It's not good.
Did you just rescind?
It hurts if it's hard, but it doesn't hurt in pain.
Oh, that's true.
There's a time when you can't imagine.
So, let me close my eyes.
Oh, yes.
I've changed my mind.
Yes.
Open your eyes.
Yes!
Ready, go!
I had a game stick.
It hurts, it really hurts.
Then, like this...
- Can you do it like that? - I can do it like this.
- Yes. - Here I go!
- Isn't this a children's game?
- Here I go. - Ah, okay.
- Okay, one more time. - One, two...
- Doesn't it hurt?! - Doesn't it hurt?!
- It hurts. - It hurts.
- Doesn't it hurt?! - It hurts.
- It hurts.
- What? - The other day, I was alone and Ion was kidnapped for two hours.
- Yesterday, Ion was kidnapped, too. - Yeah.
- Where's Yogi Boy? - He's there.
- What?! - He's there.
- That was close! - That was close!
- Yogi Boy... - Yesterday, Ion and his wife were kidnapped and Yogi Boy was drunk.
- What?! - He was drunk.
- Has everyone been leaving for the past two days?! - Wait, if the clerk was drunk, too...
- Wait, Yogi Boy was drunk and left? - Wait, Yogi Boy was drunk and left?
- I see. - Then I will bring it.
- Yes, please do. - Then I will bring it.
- Yes. - Here it is.
- What?! - Wow!
- It hurts! - It looks painful!
- The "it looks painful" point is huge! - No, it's huge!
- Put it on your back like this... - What?!
- It hurts! - Wow!
- I'll go. - It hurts, doesn't it?!
- Can I wear my clothes like this? - It's better to wear two at once.
- Yeah, one is better. - Then I'll wear one.
- I thought it wasn't painful, but it's already painful. - Yeah, it's already painful.
- I thought it wasn't painful, but it's already painful. - No, it hurts.
- If it wasn't painful... - It's really painful.
- Really?! - I'll go.
- You'll go?! - Yeah.
- I'll go. - Okay.
- Wow, I'm curious! Which one is it?!
- It definitely hurts! I'm scared! - I'll go.
- Okay.
- Okay, I'll go. - Okay.
- Ready and... - It doesn't hurt!
- Not at all! - It definitely hurts!
- It's starting to hurt a little. - But it doesn't hurt that much.
- But it's amazing! - It's amazing! It looks completely different!
- My hands are so thin! What is this?! - What is this?!
- Where do you use this?! - Why does it look like this?!
- It looks like a different person is doing it. - Okay, I'll go.
- Okay, Toshimitsu...
- Doesn't it hurt? - Wow!
- If you said that now, it would've hurt! - Really?
- This is amazing. - This is amazing!
- This is terrible. - "Doesn't it hurt?"
- "Doesn't it hurt?"
- Shall we show it? - "Doesn't it hurt?"
- Let's show it to everyone but ourselves. - Okay.
One, two...
- Okay! - Okay!
- Gimmaru's jogi wins! - Thank you!
- That's amazing. - This is pretty good.
- I learned something from here. - Really?
- Toshimitsu and I picked "things that don't hurt." - Yeah!
- Next... - Here I go.
- Next we'll do "kusai" and "kawaii." - "Kusai" and "kawaii."
- I'll go with "kusai." - You can do that.
- I'm fine with "kawaii." - "Kawaii" makes you feel tired?
- "Kawaii" is better? - I like it.
- No, it's fine. - You like "kusai," right?
- You said "kusai" just for the reaction. - But I can't tell about "kusai."
I'll go "oh, this is boring."
(Laughter)
That's funny!
(Laughter)
Let's do "cute".
I'll go back.
Can I go first?
You go first and go back at the end.
I see.
(Music)
I'm ready.
One, two...
(Laughter)
That was close. I almost kicked you.
I almost kicked you.
Wow, it's difficult.
Shall we say it?
It's really difficult.
One, two...
Kawaii...
This is... Kawaii...
It's difficult.
It's like a drinking pose.
Kawaii...
It's way over.
It's around here.
It's way over.
It's difficult.
Kawaii...
It's a different kind of kawaii.
It's too comical.
(Laughter)
Stop it.
It's more like Funassyi.
But it's kawaii.
It's kawaii.
It's kawaii, isn't it?
It means you want to get rid of various things.
Yes.
It's like this.
Yes.
I'll put it back.
Oh, my computer.
It looks important.
Yes.
Here you are.
Yes.
Oh, it's moving.
It's like this.
It's like a bakery.
It's like a bakery, isn't it?
A bakery has good elements, doesn't it?
Is this okay?
It's like...
Hello, everyone!
It's me, Sawayan Games!
Today...
I'm going to play a shitty game.
It's a title and game that I've never seen before.
Yes.
This fusion.
I used to do it in the past, too.
It's like a telekinesis.
Oh, that's what I'm thinking of now.
I'm tired.
I'm a little tired now.
One, two...
Isn't it cute?
Oh!
I think it guided my heart beautifully.
I was careless.
Well, well, it's really beautiful.
Wow, it's a disaster.
I asked him to take it down, but he went to eat oden.
The reason was cute.
So, last one.
Yes, I'll bring it.
Yes, please.
I'm always good at something.
No, don't say it.
Yes, we're ready.
Yes.
Please open your eyes.
One, two...
Yes, this is Miffy.
Miffy's tissue cover.
Yes.
Can you take it for me?
You put the cover on the tissue and use it like this, right?
Like this.
Yes, like this.
Can you take it out?
Yes, I can.
It's like this.
Oh, it hurts.
What?
It hurts.
What's this?
Oh, it hurts.
It hurts.
Oh, I'm scared.
Hey, hey, hey.
You were in a bad mood.
I was in a bad mood.
But it hurts and it hurts.
How is it?
One, two, three.
Not cute.
What? Wait a minute.
Not cute?
Normally?
Too much?
You brought something different, didn't you?
I made a mistake.
This is Ion walking too much.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for you.
You're not hurt, are you?
Of course not.
Thank you for putting paper in it.
Yesterday, I took it at home by myself.
I thought it was something different.
I thought it was Poon's belly.
Poon's belly?
I thought it was an elephant.
Dark web.
That's it.
Yes.
Do you want me to stick my finger in it and judge it?
Yes.
One, two, three.
I closed it.
Yes.
Thank you for your hard work.
It's nice that everyone has different genres.
If I win here, it's a good deal.
That's right.
It stinks.
Yes.
I opened it.
Please open it.
Yes.
One, two, three.
Do you know what this is?
It's a so-called dried squid.
Yes, it's a dried squid.
You hit this dried squid.
Yes.
You put it on your face and say, "Wow, it stinks."
It stinks.
You put it on your face and say, "Wow, it stinks."
Yes.
I'm sure it stinks.
That's it.
Can you say it?
I'll say it.
Yes.
Okay, okay.
I'll say it once.
Okay, okay.
Yes!
Okay, Jaloro, how was it?
One, two...
It doesn't stink...
Huh?
Well, I know you're going to do it.
Well, it depends on how you perceive it.
Ah...
It's not demanding or anything like that.
It's not like, "Doesn't it hurt?"
But...
This...
Hurts...
I...
I'll go get it.
Yes.
Yes, I brought it.
This one...
Wow!
And...
This one.
Blue cheese and Red Bull.
Yes.
What is this?
Well, even if you just eat it, it'll probably smell like food...
Eat this...
And drink Red Bull.
Drink it up.
Oh, you're eating quite a lot.
Is it okay?
Yes.
You said you didn't like the smell of it.
Yes.
Oh, you're going for it?
I'm going for it.
Yes.
Ugh!
It stinks!
You're breath stinks like an idiot.
Wow, this is...
First of all...
This membrane of Red Bull...
Yes, yes, yes.
It comes up to you and hits you...
And you're hit for a while...
Yes, yes.
And then it breaks and you're like, "Blue cheese!"
No, it's exactly the same.
Isn't it amazing?
At first, Red Bull...
Red Bull, Red Bull.
I let my guard down.
You let your guard down.
I thought it wouldn't smell.
One, two...
It stinks!
It really stinks.
It stinks!
Okay, this is the last one!
Yes.
Are you going for it?
Yes.
Can you open up the middle?
Oh, it opens up!
Yes.
I'm ready.
Yes.
Look up.
One, two...
I'm going for it.
Yes.
No!
I'm going for it. Yes.
Yes.
Oh.
One, two.
It doesn't smell.
Magic.
It's magic.
This is magic.
My idea is magic.
It's a simple trick.
I don't know if you saw it or not, but I did put my index finger in my anus.
It's brown.
Yes, it is.
Blech!
But what I actually made it bite was my ring finger and my thumb.
Oh!
So, I put perfume on my thumb.
Look at me.
Poop!
No.
Basically, "no" means "poop" on YouTube.
No, but...
That's right.
I didn't realize it at all.
It's the same.
It doesn't smell.
If you could make a decision in that moment...
One, two...
It doesn't smell!
Yes.
Okay, I'm going to vote.
Blue cheese, red blue.
This is so hard!
Okay.
One, two...
Oh!
Yes!
Congrats!
You got your ring back!
Wow!
So, we're tied at 1-1-1.
Yeah!
That's good!
Everything we brought today is like...
Just...
How do you say it?
Homeless...
Leaving our night clothes behind...
And having a proper match the next day.
Feels like we're jogging.
Yeah.
I think the first 5,000 yen is the most...
Hot, I think.
It's about time.
It's new, right?
So...
To be able to control...
From now on...
We'll do our best to make videos.
Yes!
Everyone...
This video...
Is so interesting!